What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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